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St. Peter and The Lord are going over the last-minute details of woman, before putting her on Earth.

"The nerve endings," said St. Peter. "How many will I put in her hands?"

"How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord.

"Two hundred, O Mighty One," replied St. Peter.

"Then we shall do the same for this woman," said The Lord.

"How many nerve endings should we put in woman's genitals," inquired St. Peter.

"How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord.

"Four hundred and twenty, O Mighty One" replied St. Peter.

"Of course, we did want Adam to have a means of receiving extra pleasure in his life, didn't we? Do the same for woman," said The Lord.

"Yes, O Great Lord," said St. Peter.

"No, wait," said The Lord. "Screw it, give her ten thousand. I want her to scream out my name!"

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