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How many Liberals does it take to change a light bulb?

One to sit in the dark and feel forever victimized.
One to raise environmental concerns about the disposal of used light bulb.
One to create a book of regulations for new light bulbs.
One to advocate that food stamps can be used to purchase light bulbs.
One who feels entitled to a free Obama-bulb. (correction: they're ALL entitled)
One to be angry over there not being more black light bulbs.
One to start the campaign Black Light Bulbs Matter
One to research whether light bulb replacement offends the Muslim community or contradicts Shariah law.
One self-hating Jewish liberal to blame Israel for not making a better light bulb.
One to say "we have to break it first in order to see what's in it."
One to protest why female light bulbs cost less then male light bulbs, and attribute it to the War on Women.
One to scream and rally for amnesty for illegal light bulbs.
One to advocate for government-paid sex-change operations if the light bulb suffers from gender dysphoria.
One to push legislation for light bulbs to marry -- both each other and humans as well.
One to make the light-bulbs unionized, in order for consumers to pay extra use fees and royalties to each bulb-member, which will go towards government bribes, over-inflated retirement packages and racketeering schemes.
One to hold the lightbulb to the socket and have the world revolve around them to screw it in.
One to blame the troops for constantly breaking lightbulbs in the Middle East despite the terrorists breaking the lightbulbs that don't shock you when you go to change them...

http://www.rantpolitical.com/2015/02/13/things-people-say-that-offend-all-republicans/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=Taboola&utm_term=Title4&utm_content=ijreview taken from comments to an article.

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