Three musicians, a fiddler, a guitarist, and a drummer, work together at the post office. Every Friday they notice that their boss leaves work a couple hours early. So one Friday they decide that when the boss leaves, they'll all leave, too.

Comes three o'clock, the boss leaves and so do they. The fiddler goes home and immediately starts practicing so he won't waste the time. The guitarist goes home and uses his time changing his strings and learning lyrics. The drummer goes home and decides to take a nap. As he approaches the bedroom he hears moaning; he opens the door a crack and, seeing his wife in bed with his boss, he turns around and leaves the house.

Monday the fiddler and the guitarist are talking about going home early again on Friday. They ask the drummer if he wants to leave early again and he emphatically says, "No!"

They ask him why not, and he says, "Because I damn near got caught last time!"

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