The Top 15 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Lines
(Wake up and smell the electrons.)
15. "Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning.'"
14. "I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!!"
13. "Nice Asimov."
12. "Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody."
11. "W-w-w-w-w-wo-would y-y-y-y-you g-g-g-g-go o-o-out w-w-w-w...ah, screw it."
10. "Is that Shai-Hulud, the life-giving spice-producing god-worm in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
09. "Earth woman, prepare to be probed!"
08. "Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'?"
07. "How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!"
06. "I'm the droid you're looking for."
05. "Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears."
04. "Hey, baby. I own Microsoft."
03. "Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'"
02. "I sense something... a presence I've not felt since I saw you bend over the registration table."
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Line...
01. "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me masturbate while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?"
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Science Fiction Geek Pickup Lines
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"'Dak ti ajuga nak!' That's Klingon for, 'My parents are sound sleepers!'"
(Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN)
"Are you a real girl, or is that like, the coolest costume ever?"
(Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA)
"Come up to my poster-lined room for a menage a Troi?"
(Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA)
"Hey, Leia! Nice buns!"
(Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY)
"How about we go to your place and you let me shave your tribble."
(Dave Henry, Slidell, LA)
"Howsa about meesa and yousa go screwsa?"
(Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN)
"I find you totally collectable."
(Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA)
"If I have to wait another lightyear to put my obelisk into your wormhole, I'll vaporize!"
(Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA)
"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you let me use it as a breeding pod for an alien race?"
(Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY)
"Mind if I download my genetic code?"
(Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA)
"Some people call it a form of neurotic escapism, but I just think it's a rockin', sexy good time!"
(Jesse Weiss, Dallas, TX)
"Will you be the blue-skinned babe to my Kirk?"
(Doug Finney, Houston, TX)
(Kim Moser, New York, NY)
"You will be fornicated. Resistance is futile. Heh heh heh."
(Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC)
(Mark Niebuhr, Minneapolis, MN)
"You're so much like 'Dune', the book, and I'm nothing but 'Dune', the movie, in your presence."
(Mark Schmidt, Paris, France)
"Your 18 charisma has caused me to miss my Saving Throw vs. Love."
(Chris Irby, Dallas, TX)
"Your alternate universe or mine?"
(Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL)
"Your father must be a time runner, because he's stolen my future and put it in your Palm Pilot."
(Christopher Troise, New York, NY)
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Science Fiction Geek Pickup Lines
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"...not exactly, but I have my folks' basement all to myself."
(Jesse Weiss, Dallas, TX)
"Are those anti-matter probes in your bra, or are you just happy to see me?"
(Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL)
"Care to join me in a Vulcan groin meld?"
(Bill Muse, Seattle, WA)
(Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY)
(Paul Paternoster, Los Altos, CA)
"Come to this sector often?"
(Pat McCarley, Missouri City, TX)
"Gaze upon my face and you'll see my freckles form both dippers."
(David W. James, Los Angeles, CA)
"Got pon'far?" ?Ponn-Farr?
(Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA)
"Has anybody ever told you that you're sexier than a green-skinned Orion slave dancer?"
(John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI)
"Hey baby, how 'bout a Close Encounter of the Ralph Kind?"
(Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA)
"I am fully functional, and programmed in multiple techniques."
(Joseph Moore, Concord, CA)
"I like my men like my Star Wars comics: flat, in mint condition, and covered in polyvinyl."
(Gail Celio, Athens, GA)
"I speak 12 made-up languages!"
(David W. James, Los Angeles, CA)
"I'd realign the phase inverter to propagate your tachyon particles any day!"
(Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT)
"I'm about to blow, Cap'n!"
(Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA)
"If you show me your hismyitgus, I'll show you mine."
(Joanna Heller, Shorewood, WI)
"If you were made into Soylent Green, I'd eat it."
(John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI)
"It must be fate -- my Klingon name is 'TlhaQ', too!"
(Gail Celio, Athens, GA)
"Live long, and wannahump?"
(Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY)
"Madame, I must insist that you immediately cease beaming naked pictures of yourself into my mind. What, you're not a Psi Corps operative? My mistake."
(Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA)
"My TARDIS is parked outside -- wanna play Doctor?"
(Gail Celio, Athens, GA)
"Pardon me Miss, would you like your Jeffries tubes recalibrated?"
(Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA)
"Set phasers on 'buns'!"
(Eric Lipton, Washington, DC)
"Set your phasers on 'Oh, My God!', 'cause here comes the Captain's Log!"
(Chris Irby, Dallas, TX)
"What were your measurements *before* you got zapped by the cleavage ray?"
(Dave Henry, Slidell, LA)
"You don't sweat much for a girl wearing a Jabba the Hut costume."
(Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL)
"You haven't lived until your love letters arrive in a compressed hexadecimal format."
(Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA)
"You should see it when it extends to it's full length..."
(Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY)
"You're making my head spin like a shot of Tranya."
(Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA)
"Your dilithium crystals must be drained because you've been beaming me up all night."
(Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL)
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