Filmmaker George Lucas recently announced that the next episode in his Star Wars saga would be called "Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones."
Think that's bad? Look what he ALMOST used...
The Top 16 Rejected Titles for "Star Wars: Episode II"
16. Episode II: Dignity, Schmignity
15. O Profits, Where Art Thou?
14. Star Wars, Episode II: The Empire Phones It In
13. Sithtar
12. Jedi Jedi Bang Bang
11. Anakin Skywalker in Clone Alone 2!
10. There's Something About Anakin
09. Episode II: In Which Shaft Opens a Can of WhoopAss
08. Star Wars: Anakin Pie II
07. Star Wars, Episode II: And Bring a Girlfriend This Time, Ya Pasty Little Geek!
06. Episode 2, Star Trek 0
05. Star Wars, Episode II: Steaming Crap on a Stick
04. Episode II: Boy, Do We Miss Carrie in That Brass Bikini
03. Star Wars II: A Clone Again, Naturally
02. Episode II: Pretty Much Just a Two-Hour Long Trailer for Episode III
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Rejected Title for "Star Wars: Episode II"...
01. Star Wars, Episode II: Jar Jar's Slow, Painful Death at the Hands of a Totally Naked Queen Amidala (Well, Okay, Not Really -- But Come See It Anyway, Dweebs)
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