Neanderthal Tech Support
The tech-support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:
Help Desk: Hullo. This Fire Help Desk. Me Groog.
Customer: Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.
Help Desk: You have flint and stone?
Help Desk: You hit them together?
Help Desk: What happen?
Customer: Fire not work.
Help Desk: (sigh) Make spark?
Customer: No spark, no Fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.
Help Desk: *sigh* You change rock?
Customer: I change nothing!
Help Desk: You sure?
Customer: Ummm, me make *one* change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make Fire.
Help Desk: Grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*
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