Neanderthal Tech Support

The tech-support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:

Help Desk: Hullo. This Fire Help Desk. Me Groog.

Customer: Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.

Help Desk: You have flint and stone?

Customer: Ugh.

Help Desk: You hit them together?

Customer: Ugh.

Help Desk: What happen?

Customer: Fire not work.

Help Desk: (sigh) Make spark?

Customer: No spark, no Fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.

Help Desk: *sigh* You change rock?

Customer: I change nothing!

Help Desk: You sure?

Customer: Ummm, me make *one* change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make Fire.

Help Desk: Grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*


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