McCondom

In case you missed the article, someone found a condom in a McDonald's hamburger last week. Here's David Letterman's explanation: Top Ten List...

McDonald's excuses for the condom in the Big Mac

10. We were test marketing the new "McTrojan"

09. Condom, Condiment-what's the damn difference

08. It still tastes better than the Arch Deluxe

07. It was either there or in the vanilla shake

06. Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true

05. We're experimenting with a new even happier Happy Meal

04. So what- a regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway

03. Employees too embarassed to say "Would you like condoms with that"

02. Drive-thru speaker broken-"Coke with lots of ice" sounded like "Prophylactic device"

And Finally...

01. When you're serving billions and billions, you can't be too careful.

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