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Top 10 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates

10. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

09. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

08. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

07. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

06. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

05. Say,"Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

04. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

03. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!"

02. Say,"Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."

And the number 1 Way to annoy public bathroom stallmates:

01. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"

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