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Top 13 Reasons Why The 39 Programmers Committed Suicide

13. They were AOL subscribers.

12. Sure-fire way to avoid the Year 2000 Problem.

11. Don't worry -- they're just rebooting.

10. Actually, they downloaded their personalities into a virtual reality simulator. (Only required 2KB!)

09. Had met too many "Rules Girls."

08. Alan Greenspan made an offhand comment questioning the "irrational exuberance" about Java.

07. It's the normal fallout from breaking up with a cyberslut.

06. They got a totally wicked flame-mail from Bill.

05. They found out there was no real person named Dana Scully.

04. It wasn't suicide. It was the Ebola macro virus.

03. They realized that "Comet Hale-Bopp" is an anagram for "HTML be poop, Ace."

02. The aliens told them that in the 21st century no one uses the Web.

01. They're trying to spam God.

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