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                         July 11, 1997
       The Top 15 Least Useful Technologies of the Future

14. ChocoAlchemy -- converts "Yoo Hoo" to "Nestle's Quik"

13. "Mr. Scratchy" Self-Adjusting Cup for Major League Ballplayers

12. New wraparound 12 TV picture tube engineered for optimal TNN line-dancing

11. Pod bay doors

10. The "I Can't Believe It's Not Tofu!" Burrito

09. The Dennis Rodman Mood Wig

08. Appendix transplants

07. The "TeshStop 2000" -- automatically blocks bad new age music.

06. IBM's Deep Woo: Able to write and direct over 200 million Hong Kong style action movies per second.

05. Underfresh - Gasses passing through become Springtime fresh.

04. Virtual hors d'oeuvres for videoconferences

03. Penile Reduction Surgery

02. Baldwin Goggles -- To identify which Baldwin brother is which and the Number 1 Least Useful Technology of the Future...

01. The Snot Matrix printer

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