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Chinese-to-English Dictionary

  Chinese Phrase  English Translation
   
 Ah Tink Yu Fa Ni  You have a good sense of humour
 Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni  I bumped into the coffee table
 Ai No Bai Dam Ting  Your price is too high
 Ai No Pei  I got this for free
 Ai Pe Nau  Where's the restroom?
 Ai See Nau  Now I understand
 Ar U Wun Tu  A gay liberation greeting
 Aut Mai Ai  I've got something in my eye
 Big Boi Toi  Look at that Ferrari!
 Chin Tu Fat  You need a face lift
 Dum Gai  A stupid person
 Dum Fuk  A stupid person
 Dung On Mai Shu  I stepped in dog shit
 Fa Kin Kom Pu Da  Microsoft sucks!
 Fa Kin Sau  Ex-wife
 Fa Kin Su Pah  Great
 Fa Kin Run  Let's get outta here!
 Fak Ju  You're just so stupid
 Fat He  An overweight person
 Fun Toi  Dildo
 Gun Pao Der  An ancient Chinese invention
 Hao Long Wei Ting  When is the bus due? or Has your flight been delayed?
 He Gai  My friend is homo
 Hia Dei Kum  They have arrived
 Hit Mai Ai  This got to look like an accident
 Hit Hai King  Go for a ride for free
 Hit Tat Boi  Annoying kid
 Ho Li Boi  Jesus Child
 Hu Flung Dung  Which one of you fertilized the field? or This bathroom stink!
 Hu Yu Hai Ding  Are you are harboring a fugitive?
 Jan Ne Ka Sun  A former late night talk show host
 Ju Tu Hai  Oh, You've been smoking as well?
 Jum Pin Hai  He's extremely ticklish!
 Kum Hia Nao  I'd like to talk to you ASAP
 Kum Tu Suun  Having an early orgasm
 Lao Zi  Not very good
 Lao Zi Sho  Gilligan's Island or Obnoxious Fiance
 Lei Ying Loh  Keep out of sight
 Lei Tsho  Midnight television programme
 Lin Ching  An illegal execution
 Ma Dik Big  I'm just so horny
 Ming Toy  Plaything belonging to ancient emperor
 Moon Lan Ding  One small step for man
 Mun So Brait  Pretty and romantic sky tonight!
 Ne Ahn  A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
 No Bai Nut Ding  Your price is too high
 No Daut  I absolutely agree!
 No Pah King  This is a tow away zone!
 Noh Tsmo King  Cigarettes are hazardous to health
 Noh Wei Ding  Keep out of the pond
 On Li Tu  I just get drunk so easy
 Pei Nau  Give me the money!
 Ri Pi Ting  Saying the same thing
 Shai Gai  A bashful person
 Shu Man Go  Your body odour is offensive
 Stin Kin Puh  Dogshit under my shoe
 Sum Ting Wong  That's not right
 Tai Ni Bei Bi  A premature infant
 Tai Ni Po Ni  A small horse
 Tat Nut Fun  Stop teasing me!
 Ten Ding Ba  Serving drinks to people
 Wan Bum Lung  A person with TB
 Wa Shing Ka  He's cleaning his automobile
 Wah Shing Kah  Cleaning the family car
 Wai Go Nao  Do you really have to leave?
 Wai Hang Mi  I am not guilty
 Wai Ju Ding So Tai Nee  Isn't it cold to pee outdoor?
 Wai So Dim  Who turned off the light? or Are you trying to save electricity?
 Wai Tu Soon  A man ahead of his time
 Wai Yu Kum Nao  I thought the meeting was next week
 Wai Yu Mun Ching  I thought you were on a diet?
 Wai Yu Shao Ting  There is no reason to raise your voice
 Wai Yu Sing Dum Song  You know the lyrics to the Macarena?
 Wai Yu So Tan?  Did you go to the beach?
 Wao So Dim  It's very dark in here
 Yu Har Dik  Are You horny?
 Yu Mai Te Tan  Your vacation in Hawaii agreed with you
 Yu So Dim  You aren't very bright
 Yu So Dum  You are not very bright
 Yu Stin Ki Pu  Your body odour is offensive

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