Last Call For Translation Of Bar Phrases!
male to male | Excuse me. | Get the hell out of the way. |
male to female | Excuse me. | I am going to grope you now and blame it on the crowd. |
female to male | Excuse me. | Don't even think about groping me, just get the hell out of my way. |
female to female | Excuse me. | Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You're certainly not all that, missy, coming in here dressed like a ho...And get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you like the slut you are, bitch. |
male or female (to self) | That person looks really familiar. | Did I sleep with him/her? |
female | I don't have my ID on me. | I'm 16. |
male | I don't have my ID on me. | I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a .4 after my last visit here. |
male or female (to anyone/everyone) | No, really, I'm OK to drive. | I'm wasted, and I'm too embarrassed to have anybody see who I'm going home with. |
male or female (to anyone/everyone) | I'm not used to these darts. | I can't throw anything smaller than a pool cue when I'm this bombed. |
male to female | Let's go to my car and get some cigarettes. | You would look great face down in my lap. |
male or female (to anyone/everyone) | I've had like 10 beers already. | I've only had 3 but need an excuse to behave this way. |
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