word(s) | female | male |
WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and nedz) n. | The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship. | Food, sex and beer. |
THINGY (thing-ee) n. | Any part under a car's hood. | The strap fastener on a woman's bra. |
LESBIAN (lez-bi-an) n. | A woman who makes love to other women. | A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on. |
GLASS CEILING (glas see-ling) n. | The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business. | What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up. |
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. | Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. | Playing ball without a cup. |
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. | The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. | Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys. |
BUTT (but) n. | The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." | The organ of mooning (and farting). |
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. | A desire to get married and raise a family. | Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. |
ENTERTAINMENT (ENTE-tayn-ment) n. | A good movie, concert, play or book. | Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges. |
FLATUENCE (flach-u-lens) n. | An embarrassing byproduct of digestion. | An endless source of enterainment, self-expression and male bonding. |
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. | The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. | What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink. |
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. | A device for changing from one TV channel to another. | A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes. |
TASTE (tayst) v. | Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good. | Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out. |
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