You May Be A Preacher If ...

1. You've ever received an anonymous U-Haul gift certificate.

2. You've ever wondered why people couldn't die at more appropriate times.

3. You've ever checked your fly as you stood for the opening hymn .

4. You'd rather negotiate with a terrorist than the church organist.

5. You have a key ring that's bigger than the Junior High School custodian's.

6. You drive a car with over 100,000 miles on it.

7. You've ever wanted to punch out a board member.

8. You've ever wanted to fire the church and form a congregation search committee.

9. Taking a nap on Sunday afternoon is a spiritual experience.

10. You've wondered if there will be music directors in heaven.

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