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Two gay men, Bruce and Gerald, are walking down Jones Beach when they come across a magic lantern that has washed ashore. Bruce picks it up and rubs it and suddenly a magic genie appears who says, "Thank you for freeing me. I shall grant you three wishes."

Bruce looks to Gerald who without hesitation says, " I want a million dollars cash!" Poof! A million dollars cash appears at their feet in a shiny new haliburton carrying case.

"And for your second wish?" asks the genie.

"My turn," pipes up Gerald. "I want a beautiful house on the beach on Fire Island." (Off the east coast of NY) Poof! Gerald and Bruce suddenly find themselves transported to a beautiful house right on the beach on Fire Island.

"And for your third and final wish?" asks the genie.

Bruce and Gerald look at each other, ponder their wish list for a moment and Gerald asks, "Can we save our third wish for later?"

"Of course," answers the genie.

"Cool!" say Gerald and Bruce in unison.

About 3 weeks later, Bruce and Gerald find themselves comfortably ensconced in their Fire Island home, making wild passionate love late one night when BOOM! They hear the front door crashing in and just a moment later they find six men in white hooded sheets standing over them. Bruce and Gerald are dragged naked out onto the front lawn where to their horror they see about a dozen more men shrouded in white sheets capped with white hoods and burning brightly on the front lawn is a 10 foot wooden cross. But most frightening of all is the noose made of heavy rope hanging over the limb of the oak tree.

Bruce, shaking from head to toe, turns to Gerald and asks, "Don't you think this would be a good time to use our third wish. Right now?"

Gerald, is sweating profusely, his voice nearly hoarse with fear. "I already used our third wish. About 2 weeks ago."

"What?" cries Bruce incredulously.

"What did you wish for?" Gerald answers, "I wished that we'd be hung like black men."

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