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How about the seventy year old man that goes to a nudist colony for the first time to see if he wants to join.

While he's looking around at the lovely ladies, he gets an erection. As soon as he does, a beautiful blonde runs up to him, gets down on her knees and gives him oral sex. She finishes and he runs into the administration building. "Here's my money. I want to be here for the rest of my life" he says. They take his money.

He leaves the building and feeling so good, he lights a cigar. As he's walking, he drops the cigar. He bends over to pick it up and some guy runs up to him and proceeds to jam his schlong up his arse. When he's finished, the old man runs back into the administration building and demands his money back.

"Why do you want your money back?" asks the administration guy, to which the old man replies:

"I'm seventy years old. I get an erection once a month but I drop my cigar 5 times a day!".

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