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A tribe of Indians captured an American General and took him back to their Indian camp. There he was tied between two stakes while the Indians held a Powwow to decide what to do with him.

After the Powwow the Indian Chief approached the General and said, "We hold Powwow and decide since you general, which is like our Indian Chief, you will die with dignity. We will kill you on the full moon in 3 days. Your spirit will soar high." Then he added, "Since it's 3 days to the full moon we grant you one wish per day. What is your first wish?"

The General replied, "Could I speak to my horse, please?" So they brought his horse and untied one arm, which he placed around the horses neck as he whispered in his ear. The horse reared back on his hind legs and ran off. The horse returned a few hours later with a beautiful brunette on his back.

"Magnificent animal," the Indian Chief remarked, and allowed the general time in the tent with the beautiful woman. After much moaning and groaning and shaking of the tent, the woman was put back on the horse and sent away. The general was retied to the stakes.

On the next morning the Indian Chief approached the General and said, "This ,is your second day before full moon. What is second wish?"

The general replied, "I'd like to talk to my horse again."

Again the horse was brought to the General and one hand was untied while the general whispered into his ear. Once again the horse reared back and ran away. The horse returned a few hours later with a beautiful blonde.

The Indian Chief remarked, "I look forward to owning that horse when you are dead," and again allowed the general time with the beautiful woman. After much more moaning and groaning and shaking of the tent, the woman was put back on the horse and sent away. Again, the general was retied to the stakes.

On the final morning, the Indian Chief approached the General and said: "This is your last day before full moon. What is final wish?

The general replied, "I'd like to talk to my horse again. But could you please untie both my hands this time?" His wish was granted. He then took the horse by the bridle and looked the horse in the eyes and said slowly "This is my last chance, horse. Read my lips -- I said BRING POSSE, DAMMIT! P-O-S-S-E!"

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