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Top 13 Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex

13. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

12. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

11. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

10. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you some.

09. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

08. It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.

07. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

06. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

05. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

04. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

03. Less guilt the next morning.

02. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!

and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...

01. You can do the entire neighborhood in one night!!!

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