A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
The nun says, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I
would find offensive."
The cab driver says, "I have always wanted a blow job from a nun."
The nun says, "Well, that's not a problem---as long as you're single and
Catholic.
The cab driver says, "As a matter of fact, I am--come on up front!"
So, the nun gives the cab driver a blow job. Afterwards, the cab driver
starts to cry. "Why are you crying, my son?"
"Forgive me sister, I have sinned--I lied. I'm married and I'm Jewish."
"That's OK, says the nun, "My name is Steve and I'm on my way to a Halloween
party.
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