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Alabama preacher

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this here congregation has spread a nasty rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan!! This is a horrible lie and certainly one which a Christian community such as ours cannot tolerate. I am very embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who started this terrible lie to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, an absolutely drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never ever said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my best friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

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