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Messican Style

A Mexican from Monterey found himself in Dallas and decided to approach a lady of the night, figuratively speaking.

He asked her, "How mush you sharge for la hora?"

"$100," she replied.

"You do Messican-style?" he asked.

Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.

He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I pay you $200 to do Messican-style."

Again she declined.

Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I give you $300 for Messican-style con me! What you say?"

Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for a number of years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could Messican-style be?"

After an hour of a wide variety of ways and positions, she turned to him and said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Messican-style' come in?"

The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, "I pay you next Wednesday when I get my sheck!"

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