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Halloween

An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.

When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!"

The wife replied, "I can go anyway I like, and so can you."

Whereupon the husband retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.

And her husband replied, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator."

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