Squeaky Clean

There were two priests having a shower one day, but one of the priests realized there was no soap. He says, "oh no, what are we gonna do? There's no soap!" So the other priest decides he'll go to the closet at the end of the hall and get some soap.

He trots his way down, naked as a jay bird, grabs two bars of soap and heads back to the bathroom. But on his way back, he hears three nuns coming down the hall. He thinks to himself, "Damn! Now what am I going to do?"

The priest stands against the wall with his hands in the air, holding a bar of soap in each hand. The nuns come along, admiring this brand new statue. One of the nuns wonders what it does. After all, it's holding soap.

She pulls on the dangling part, and the soap from his left hand falls. The nuns were pretty impressed! The second one wants to try it, so she too pulls on the dangling part, and, lo and behold, the other bar of soap falls to the ground.

Well, now the third nun thought she should give it a try as well, so she pulls on the dangling part, and nothing happens. So she tries this several more times. All of a sudden a squeal of delight erupted and she says, "Look girls... liquid soap!"

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