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A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. He hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:

Most Honorable Sir:
You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she get on train. I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree--look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree, not see.
No fee.

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