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The Koala Bear and the Hooker

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms. After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money."

The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs. Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living."

The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. The hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf and grabs a dictionary and thumbs to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads: "HOOKER: person who has sex for money."

The koala bear then turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door. The hooker reads: "KOALA BEAR: eats bushes and leaves."

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