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An old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

 Cheeseburger:  $2.50
 Hamburger:  $2.25
 Chicken Sandwich:  $3.50
 Hand Job:  $500.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she smiles and purrs, "I sure am."

The old biker replies, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger."

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