Tavern Menu
An old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:
Cheeseburger: | $2.50 |
Hamburger: | $2.25 |
Chicken Sandwich: | $3.50 |
Hand Job: | $500.00 |
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she smiles and purrs, "I sure am."
The old biker replies, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger."
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