Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
Two Prostitutes $50.00

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying 'JESUS SAVES'

One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?"

"Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled, "Their sign pertains to religion."

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a new sign on their car. He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign.

Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter - $50

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