The Vicar's Salary
At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.
Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships stands up and proclaims:
"If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every year and his
wife with a Volkswagen mini-van to transport their children!"
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says:
"If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and
establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education
for all of his children!"
More sighs and loud applause.
Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile:
"If the Vicar stays, I will give him free sex."
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her:
"Mrs. Jones, you're a wonderful and holy lady, whatever possessed you to say
that?"
Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead
with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his
wife replies:
"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Fuck him'."
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