Modern Sexual Words.

Sexorcism: (n) sleeping with someone new to get over an ex.

Fling Cleaning: (v) the act of tidying your room before a date in case you get laid later.

Dopplebanger: (n) a person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related.

Road Bone: (n) an unwanted erection that occurs during a long journey in a car, bus, plane etc.

Sapiosexual: (n) a person who is sexually attracted to intelligence.

Ninja Sex: (n) very quiet sex engaged in when trying not to wake a roommate.

Masturwait: (n) when you're ready to masturbate but have to wait for the video to buffer.

Condomplate: (n) to contemplate the use of a condom.

Sporking: (n) spooning with an erection.

Procrasturbating: (n) using masturbation to avoid more pressing matters.

Screwvenier: (n) a small souvenir taken from a lover following a sexual encounter.

Liptease: (n) intentionally applying lipstick or balm suggestively to tease a partner.

Flitrationship: (n) when you engage in regular reciprocal flirting with a friend, but never take it further.

Pornocchio: (n) a person who embellishes their sex life in order to sound cooler.

Jackintosh: (n) a computer used exclusively for porn.

Fuckit List: (n) a list of people you hope to bang before you die.

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