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Three Englishman walk into a bar a spot an Irishman sitting alone at a table. One fellow says to the others, "Let's pick a fight with the Mick over there".

His partner replies, "Wait we don't want to be arrested. Let's make him start the fight."

The third Englishman says, "Wait here chaps. I know how to do it".

He goes over to the Irishman and says, "St. Patrick was a bloody faggot!"

To which the Irishman replied "You don't say now!" and calmly resumes drinking his beer.

The second Englishman now tries his luck and says to the Irishman, "St. Patrick was a fag that wore a dress!"

To which the Irishman again replies "You don't say now!" and calmly resumes drinking his beer.

The last Englishman tell his friends he knows how to rile the Mick and bounces up to the table and screams "St. Patrick was an Englishman!"

To which the Irishman matter-of-factly replied "So your friends were telling me."

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