Change is not always good

Drunk walks into the bar. Tells the bartender he has to go to the bathroom. Bartender points the way, and the drunk staggers off into the can. Comes back a few seconds later, "Hey", he shouts, "Dar ain't no toilet paper in dat bathroom!"

Bartender says "Well, I suggest you use a dollar."

Drunk says "Hey good idea" and staggers back into the can."

Drunk was in there for a long time. When he finally returns, both hands are covered in shit right up to the elbows.

"What happened to you?" asks the bartender.

"Hell" answers the drunk, "you ever try wiping you ass with three quarters, two dimes and a nickel?"

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