A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-10 about 62 miles west of Kerrville Texas and asked, "Why are you speeding?"

The driver replied. "I'm a magician and juggler. I'm on my way to West Texas to do a show for the Shrine Circus and don't want to be late."

The trooper said, "I'm fascinated by juggling and if you don't mind doing a little juggling for me then I won't give you a ticket.

The driver said, "I sent my equipment ahead and don't have anything to juggle."

The trooper said, "I have some flares in the trunk. Would you mind juggling them?"

The driver said, "No problem."<{P> The trooper got five flares, lit them, and handed them to the driver.

While the driver was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Troopers car. A drunken good old boy from Ingram Texas got out, watched the performance, then went over to the trooper's car, opened the rear door and got in.

The trooper observed him and went over to the State car, opened the door and asked, "What do you think you are doing?"

The drunk replied, "You might as well take my butt to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test."

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