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Straight to the Bone

A blonde was tired of being blonde, because of all the jokes about her intelligence, etc.

So she dyed her hair black. Then she thought, no one will take me seriously. They'll know I dyed it. So she decides to get away for a while where no one knows her, so she can build up her confidence a bit.

So she goes for a drive out into the country, and eventually comes to a farm. Looking around, she sees a farmer with a paddock of sheep.

The blonde stops the car and says to the farmer, "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep are in the paddock, can I take one back to the city for my BBQ?"

The farmer says, "Sure," knowing full well that there's no way she could possibly know how many sheep are in the paddock.

So she says,"Okay, there are, hmmmm ... 1,986."

Shocked, the farmer exclaims, "Wow that is exactly right! Well, a bet is a bet; take whichever one you want." So the blonde chooses one and heads back to her car with it.

As she's stuffing it into her car, the farmer walks over to her and says, "Tell ya what: If I can tell you what colour your hair used to be, can I have my dog back?"

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