A blonde went out to her mail box and looked in, closed the door and went back in the house. A few minutes later she went out and looked in the mail box again.
She did this several times and her neighbor that was watching her said, "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into your mail box."
The blonde answered "no", I am working on my computer and it keeps telling me that I have mail."
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