A professor had this lie detecting chair.

Whenever anybody sitting on it would tell a lie, the chair would open up and the person would fall flat on the ground.

So in his experimentation a young brunette came in and sat down. The professor asked her to tell about herself.

She began, "I think I'm the most beautiful girl in this region, and perhaps even in the whole world!", immediately after saying that the chair opened up and she landed flat on her butt.

She stormed out, at which time a young blonde was invited in to sit. She sat down and was invited to tell about herself.

She began, "I think...", and suddenly the chair opened up and she fell flat on her butt!

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallows her.

Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." *POOF*

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