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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I had not paid for them yet.

Hellloooo? Now, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid! So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year ... namely, that in just one year these windows will "pay for themselves"!

"Hellloooo (I told him) ... it's been a year!!!!"

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He hasn't called back. He is probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. I bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore.

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