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Political Game Show

Tony Blair, Prime Minister of Great Britain, Jacques Chirac, President of France, and Bill Clinton, the U.S. President, were in a contest to determine which of them was the greatest lover.

First question was to Tony Blair: "If you are on a first date with a woman and you want to kiss her, where do you kiss her?"

Blair: "On the lips?"

Judge: "That's right!"

Second question was to the Jacques Chirac: "If you are on a second date with a woman and you want to kiss her, where do you kiss her?"

Chirac: "On ze breasts?"

Judge: "That's right!"

Third question was to Bill Clinton: "If you are on a third date with a woman and you want to kiss her, where do you kiss her?"

Clinton: "Don't ask me; I missed both'a them first two questions!"

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