Clinton Statue

We have the distinguished honor of being on a committee for raising ten million dollars for placing a statue of Bill Clinton in the hall of fame in Washington D.C. This committee was in a quandry as to where to place the statue. It was not wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, nor besides Franklin Roosevelt, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going and, upon arriving did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been and did it all on borrowed money.

Near 4000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land. Nearly 4000 years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, light up a camel, this is the promised land. Now, Clinton is stealing your shovel, kicking your asses, raising the price of your camels, and mortgaging the Promised Land. If you are one of the fortunate people who has any money left after paying taxes, we will expect a generous donation as a contribution to this worthwhile project.

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