Top Clinton Defenses:

08. Excuse me "Your Honor", but she was on top!

07. I didn't want people to confuse me with the Pope on TV.

06. She's not THAT young. In Arkansas, the age of consent is only 16.

05. Hey, at least she's prettier than Paula Jones or Jennifer Flowers.

04. I had to show the American People that I wasn't impotent for my second term in office.

03. I was jealous of Nixon with his "Tricky Dick" nickname.

02. See I'm not a Lame duck. She said I was pretty good!

and for those of you who remember the famous "I didn't inhale," comes the now soon to be famous #1 excuse.....

01. "I didn't insert..."

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