Hillary As President!
Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President.
Bill Clinton is now spending full time training interns so Hillary is spending her first night alone in the White House. She has waited several years for this!!
The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" says Hillary, "I don't know how to do that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...? Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh!" says Hillary, "After seeing Barack Hussein Obama's performance in the White House I see no reason to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears...? Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
Hillary says, "Can I send Bill in my place?"
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