The Prompt (monthly newsletter of the Pasadena IBM Users Group)
November 1993, volume 14.11

PIBMUG's list of the Top 10 Biggest Lies in Computing.

10. Your update is in the mail.

09. Tech support will get back to you.

08. Sure it'll work with your hardware.

07. Sure it'll work with your software.

06. It crashed your system? It's never happened to anyone else before.

05. No, we won't be serving fried mushrooms at Comdex.

04. Borland? No, we'd never consider buying them.

03. Spencer the Cat Comdex party? Never heard of it.

02.2 No, the product works fine. This is only a maintenance release.

02.1 Yes, we're sure your modem will work with our software.

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