Top 10 computer industry situations caused by second-hand marijuana smoke:

10. Sun considers...buying Apple.

09. Sun considers buying Netscape.

08. Compaq does buy Digital Equipment.

07. Let's call that product "Bob."

06. Let's call our sons Maverick and Dakota.

05. We only need two digits in the date field.

04. Windows 95.

03. I said I wanted Adobe, not a doobie.

02. Windows won't work without the Explorer browser, your honor.

01. Java is just a programming language.

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