Datamation - December 1, 1994, Volume 40, Number 23

Top 10 Reasons this Illegal Software on My Computer Doesn't Count

10. All this crap was on here when I inherited the computer.

09. Who is worse, us or the Purchasing Department?

08. I just received this computer from [pick a person; talk to him/her!]

07. I've never heard of the SPA. Come to think of it, I've never heard of YOU!!!

06. Can you prove you own your own Barcolounger, Mr. Auditor?

05. Data Processing did it!

04. Audit This!!!!!

03. It's my wife's!

02. I didn't know it was on here.

01. This is my very own personal computer, and you can %$#&*@%$.

If there is no menu on the left side of the screen, you need to click here to activate the menu.