Information Week - December 19, 1994, Issue 506
DATA: Culled from various anonymous sources on the internet following Intel's announcement of a flaw in the Pentium chip.

Top 10 Reasons To Buy Pentium

10.000001 Your old PC is too accurate.

09. Provides a good alibi when the IRS calls.

08. Attracted by Intel's new 'You don't need to know what's inside' ad campaign.

07. It redefines computing-and mathematics!

06. You've always wondered what it would be like to be a plaintiff.

05. Current paperweight not big enough.

04. Takes concept of 'floating point' to a whole new level.

03. You always round off to the nearest hundred anyway.

02. Got a great deal from Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

01. It'll probably work!

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