A Comparison between Computers and Women

computer	women
rarely talk (much) (yet)	talks constantly
does what you tell it	often asks "why" or says "no"
does EXACTLY what you tell it	often intelligent
hard metal case	soft skin
standardized parts	each wants something different
comes with manuals	how the hell does this thing work?
doesn't care if you shower	insists on cleanliness
batch files automate activities	likes variety
sits there naked	spends money on clothes (but looks better naked)
looks impressive on desk	looks impressive on arm
can turn it off	demands attention
can work with it	difficult to work with
usually grey or cream-colored	choice of several colors
expensive	expensive
upkeep minimal	upkeep a major part of budget
can help you with budget	destroys budget
can play games with it	will play games with you
operating system insures relitively consistent behavior	rules change without warning
networking allows communication	if you do something stupid, all the other women know it immediately

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