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New year resolutions for Net Junkies

01. I will try to figure out why I really need 8 e-mail addresses.

02. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.

03. I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

04. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

05. I resolve to back up my 10GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe...

06. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.

07. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won't reply "Microsoft Tech Support."

08. I will read the manual.

09. I will think of a password other than "password."

10. I will stop checking my e-mail at 4:00 am in the morning.

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