Don't Do This To Your Computer, by Ed Tittel and Bob Levitus
Computer Currents, May 1997, Volume 12, Number 5

Top 10 (Or So) Things To Do With ... America Online Diskettes

01. Place under table leg to stop the wobbling.

02. Scrape ice off your windshield.

03. Build a replica of the Empire State Building.

04. Pave the streets of Calcutta.

05. Play Frisbee.

06. One word: Skeet!

07. Burn in backyard to create a cloud of poisonous gas.

08. Insulate your attic.

09. Hand out to guests as coasters.

10. Collect 52, draw numbers and symbols on them, and play poker.

11. Build a wall, then drive through it with your car.

12. Send 7,000,000,000 of them to Pepsi and demand the Harrier jet.

13. Back up your new 4GB SCSI drive.

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