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Information Week - June 3, 1996, issue 582
Front End - Editor: Karyl Scott
Contributors: Doug Bartholomew, Jerry Lazar, Jason Levitt, Rory J. Thompson, Clinton Wilder

Reasons To Believe. Sun President Scott McNealy's top 10 reasons why people will keep their PCs (presented at the JavaOne developers' conference on May 30, 1996):

Top 10 Reasons Why People Will Keep Their PCs

10. Only way to see the Bettman Archive (owned by Bill Gates).

09. Charities no longer accept them as donations.

08. It says "Intel Inside" on the outside.

07. Makes a great 167MHz space heater.

06. Fine training for moonlighting as a systems administrator.

05. Still waiting for depreciation.

04. You want to add pictures and music to your spreadsheets.

03. Reboot time lets you take a bio break.

02. It's the only CD player allowed in your office.

01. The white noise helps you think.

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