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Network World - May 1, 1995, volume 12, number 18
ABEND - the column that spares no expense to bring you the sage insights of Internet users and other high-tech wits.
(They are still trying to work out the bugs in the Telepathy API.)

Top 10 reasons surfing the Web is more fun than watching the O.J. Trial: (comp.internet.net-happenings)

10. Don't need any commentators to tellme what I just saw on the Web.

09. Mystery envelope only contains beta version of Windows 95.

08. Judge Ito's laptop is actually running Netscape to pass the time during boring testimony.

07. No flames from Marcia Clark.

06. Judgo Ito can't supress URLs.

05. The Web release of O.J.'s new book: I want to HTML You.

04. No pesky station identifier at the lower right corner of the screen.

03. Web connection runs slightly faster than O.J.'s Bronco.

02. Dan Rather can't interrupt the Web with a special bulletin.

01. If you clicked on Judge Ito, you won't get cited for contempt.

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