Network World - April 3, 1995, volume 12, number 14

Dave Kramer's "Top 10 ways you can tell SATAN has invaded your network."

10. All keys except the 6 are suddenly disabled.

09. Your monitor starts spinning around in circles.

08. File server starts emitting pea soup.

07. Your router begins sending outgoing packets to hell.org.

06. 10Base-T wire flies up and wraps around roving sysadmin.

05. Your bastion host starts smoking.

04. Anonymous FTP rips off its mask to reveal horns and a goatee.

03. X terminals become XXX terminals.

02. Standard Unix prompt replaced by inverted cross.

01. Your firewll turns into a ring of flame.

If there is no menu on the left side of the screen, you need to click here to activate the menu.